The humor below comes from more than one person:
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– How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?
– Change?!
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– What do you call a Protestant interested in Church history?
– An Orthodox catechumen.
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– You know you’re in an Orthodox church when the priest says, ‘Let us complete our prayer to the Lord’, and there’s still half an hour to go.
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You know you’re Orthodox when:
– At the end of Holy Week, you have rug burns on your forehead.
– Your Easter isn’t Easter without an all-night party (featuring vodka and 10 dishes of sausage with cheese).
– You’re experienced at removing wax from clothing.
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Possible Orthodox bumper stickers:
Communion: Theosis you can sink your teeth into.
Love Jesus? Honk 40X
Orthodox Christianity: Not New, Not Improved
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats.
Orthodoxy: For kids who love to stay up all night, drink wine, and play with fire
Orthodoxy: Pro-Life! Pro-Christ! Pro-Baklava!
Have you kissed your Mother’s Icon today?
Brilliant. Simply Brilliant.
Lots of fun here. Thank you!
Muy divertido! Gracias hermano. Soy Ortodoxo Antioquiano de sangre Boricua.
Lord have mercy on me a sinner … 40x