You know you are spending too much time on World of Warcraft when …

For those of you in the know: “It is all that lag in Dalaran that slows the game down and I have to wait.”

Or: “I wish my guild leader would not take so long to start a raid.”

Or: “But this is the week with the fest that gives special gear.”

Or: “I am going to get the Lich King before the Cataclysm expansion if it is the last thing I do.”

Feel free to contribute your own subtitle.