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Walmart caskets

31 October 2009 · by  3 Comments

White Haven Steel CasketLooking to save money on your casket? Well, this Halloween, you can get a great deal on a Wal-Mart casket. Yes, Father Orthoduck would not mislead you. Go to Wal-Mart, where you can buy your very own casket and beat the funeral home rip-off. If interested, please go here.

Actually, Father Orthoduck thinks that this is a good idea. There is nothing about a casket that requires that it be made by an approved manufacturer who wears dark suits and speak to you in suitably lowered tones. In fact, Father Orthoduck is aware of several monasteries that will manufacture and sell a casket to a person desiring a more natural approach to burial.

So, are you looking to save some money? Do you think the burial industry is obscene? So does Father Orthoduck. So, follow the link above and go to Wal-Mart, the friendly place, and buy yourself a casket.

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  1. Sarah Reese says

    31 October 2009 at 01:00

    Well, that does it. You can get ANYTHING at Wal-Mart!

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  2. Athanasia says

    31 October 2009 at 10:53

    This is a handy thing to know. :o)

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  3. Fr. Orthohippo says

    1 November 2009 at 22:18

    Having sold funeral prearrangements (including caskets) at one time as a worker priest, I guess the main problem here is keeping the mice out while you store it.

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