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Proof that USA Marines never retire

16 December 2010 · by  Fr. Ernesto 2 Comments

Some of you have suggested that I am exaggerating when I say that a US Marine never retires, they are simply not currently on active duty. The story below is evidence that what I have said is true. I only quoted part of the story, I recommend that you read the full story. Hmm, btw, […]

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How to speak Christianese – a funny video

12 December 2010 · by  3 Comments

Father Orthoduck got quite a laugh out of the video above. Sadly, it does point out how often we Christians do tend to use “in” language that actually can confuse people who are coming into the faith. We Orthodox have our own share of “in” language. Father Orthoduck is not against people coming into Orthodoxy […]

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A completely understandable judicial decision

11 December 2010 · by  3 Comments

As you know, Father Orthoduck is officially a fan of the University of Alabama. So, why is the logo of Auburn University on his blog? Well, it has to do with the following story that has been reported in various of the news media, including CNN. A Birmingham lawyer — and lifelong Auburn football fan […]

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Maybe Father Orthoduck’s fire was not as bad as he thought

10 November 2010 · by  Leave a Comment

On Monday, Father Orthoduck published about the small fire that he started accidentally at the church on Sunday. However, the video above demonstrates that far worse mistakes are made by well-meaning people. This happened earlier today in Springfield, Ohio, USA. “Oh no.” Those were some of the last words heard before shouts to get back […]

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Can a coffee be mystical?

9 November 2010 · by  4 Comments

Father Orthoduck must admit that having a cup of coffee in the morning after one wakes up can be a bit of a mystical experience. Sitting with a cup of coffee at the computer while reading the morning e-mails or sitting at the table just relaxing in the morning and trying to come to full […]

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Liturgical rules for a fire

8 November 2010 · by  5 Comments

Father Orthoduck wonders what the liturgical rules are for a fire. Well, I guess that Father Orthoduck had better explain. Yesterday, Father Orthoduck was assistant priest at a Divine Liturgy in which he had been asked to help because the deacon was out of town. In Orthodox worship the deacon (or junior priest) cleans up […]

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You know you are spending too much time on World of Warcraft when …

5 November 2010 · by  Fr. Ernesto 3 Comments

For those of you in the know: “It is all that lag in Dalaran that slows the game down and I have to wait.” Or: “I wish my guild leader would not take so long to start a raid.” Or: “But this is the week with the fest that gives special gear.” Or: “I am […]

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Story that makes one snicker

29 October 2010 · by  3 Comments

Have you ever read a story that made you snicker, then you felt guilty for snickering? The story below comes from the Cincinnati.com website, under their crime section. Father Orthoduck admits that this story made him snicker and then made him feel guilty for snickering. Nevertheless, it is somewhat funny. So, Father Orthoduck decided to […]

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June Cleaver speaks “jive.”

26 October 2010 · by  Fr. Ernesto Leave a Comment

June Cleaver died just 10 days ago. Baby Boomers in America sighed and felt the sorrow of losing a beloved icon. Who was June Cleaver? Well, she was the mom on Leave It To Beaver, the quintessential example of what was expected of middle-class suburban women in the 1950’s. In many ways she was a […]

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Kids say interesting things

25 October 2010 · by  Leave a Comment

This reminds me of a show that was old when I was young. That show was hosted by Art Linkletter and was called “Kids says the darndest things.” In that show, Mr. Linkletter would ask questions of children and would wait for the inevitable faux pas that some child or other would make. Art Linkletter’s […]

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