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Consistently pro-death?

2 June 2009 · by  Leave a Comment

Fr. Orthoduck found the comic above to be an interesting commentary on our culture. We argue that we are either pro-choice or pro-life. But, is the reality of our cultural situation that all of us are more pro-death than we ought to be? Please note how the editorial author took our attitudes and put them […]

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Dogs in heaven?

28 May 2009 · by  8 Comments

How do you answer a child’s question about his or her pet? All of us who have given life to a little one sooner or later are faced with this question. And, if we have been good Christian parents, we have taught our ducklings (err children) about heaven. We have taught them that there is […]

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Orthodox books that will never be written

22 May 2009 · by  2 Comments

Every so often Father Orthoduck thinks about books that he could write. Below are some of the titles that have come to mind. Orthodox beards: their care and upkeep Swinging the wild censer — synchronized censer swinging for the rhythm impaired. Evangelical put-downs — how to make sure no non-Orthodox ever listens to you. Monastic […]

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Felicitations a  la Francaise

21 May 2009 · by  1 Comment

Allons, enfants de Patrie, Le jour de gloire est arrive; Contrenous de la tyranne, L’etendard sanglant est leve, L’etendard sanglant est leve, Entendezvous, dans les campagnes, Mugir ces feroces soldats? Ils viennent jusque dans nos bras, Egorger nos fils, nos compagnes. Aux armes, citoyens! Formez vos bataillons! Marchons, marchons! Qu’un sang impur abreuve nos sillons! […]

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Why I don’t go to church – excuse 103

11 May 2009 · by  Leave a Comment

Father Orthoduck saw this cartoon today and thought that it expressed very nicely some people’s thought pattern. This is the famous, “I don’t think of God until I am in trouble” thought pattern. And, if God does not answer the prayer, then they take that as proof that God does not really care. A variation […]

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Good commentary on failing newspapers

10 May 2009 · by  Leave a Comment

Father Orthoduck found the above comic to be a most apt commentary on why newspapers fail. There are even good statistics showing the effects of the newspaper sensationalization of the news on the average person in America. For instance, ask yourself, are you more likely to get murdered or raped or burglared today or twenty years ago? Most […]

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Eastern Orthodox Olympics

7 May 2009 · by  1 Comment

Father Orthoduck had the following announcement relayed to him by email. I am unfortunately not able to track down the source. However, I have included a video of the team censer swing from the Western Rite team from the Antiochian Archdiocese. Both the Antiochians and the Russians have been training these alternate liturgical teams. ================= The International […]

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Goat job-employment rate rising

5 May 2009 · by  Leave a Comment

Last week, Google brought in a herd of goats to mow the grass on its Mountain View, Calif. headquarters rather than using lawnmowers. The news report goes on to comment that Google has bought 200 goats, and that the price of maintaining the goats is about the same as the price of paying for a […]

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Eastern Orthodox camp songs

4 May 2009 · by  4 Comments

Father Orthoduck grew up in by a quiet pond in the woods, and thus has a particular fondness for people who want to take church kids to camp in the summer. And, camp season is almost here. Some school systems will let out at the end of this month, in some parts of the country. Ah, […]

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On excessive categorization

26 April 2009 · by  Leave a Comment

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well, are you religious […]

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