Story that makes one snicker

Have you ever read a story that made you snicker, then you felt guilty for snickering? The story below comes from the Cincinnati.com website, under their crime section. Father Orthoduck admits that this story made him snicker and then made him feel guilty for snickering. Nevertheless, it is somewhat funny. So, Father Orthoduck decided to post it.

Sixteen-year-old Rufus Bowman was looking for an easy victim, but he picked the wrong one during a July 13 incident.

Bowman was in the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Over-the-Rhine when, Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor Ryan Nelson said, he approached Joshua Bumpus.

“Mr. Bumpus is a transvestite prostitute,” Nelson said. “He goes 6-(foot)-3, 280 (pounds) and was wearing a pink halter top and pumps.”

Actually, jail records list Bumpus as 6-foot-1, 290 pounds.

“(Bowman) approached Mr. Bumpus and, according to Mr. Bumpus, was trying to retain his services,” Nelson said.

The two men went into a nearby alley to transact business, Nelson said, when Bowman pulled a gun.

The two men fought. The 5-foot-7, 230-pound Bowman fired his gun. The bullet hit Bumpus in the arm, went through and lodged near his ribs.

Even though he was shot, Bumpus continued fighting – and won.

“He got the gun away from (Bowman), he grabbed (Bowman) by the hair and beat him down. He beat the (daylights) out of him,” Nelson said.

That’s about when several of Bumpus’ friends, also dressed as women, flagged down Cincinnati Police Officer Dave Kennedy. Other Bumpus friends helped Bumpus beat Bowman.

“The cops showed up during the beat down,” Nelson said. “The cops said it was one of their more memorable arrests of their lives.”

Rufus was sentenced to jail for three years this past Tuesday. Father Orthoduck wonders how he will explain to his new “friends” that he was, uhm, slapped silly by a, uhm, man/lady of ill repute during an attempted robbery. It certainly will not help him to get a good rep in prison.