Walmart caskets
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Looking to save money on your casket? Well, this Halloween, you can get a great deal on a Wal-Mart casket. Yes, Father Orthoduck would not mislead you. Go to Wal-Mart, where you can buy your very own casket and beat the funeral home rip-off. If interested, please go here.
Actually, Father Orthoduck thinks that this is a good idea. There is nothing about a casket that requires that it be made by an approved manufacturer who wears dark suits and speak to you in suitably lowered tones. In fact, Father Orthoduck is aware of several monasteries that will manufacture and sell a casket to a person desiring a more natural approach to burial.
So, are you looking to save some money? Do you think the burial industry is obscene? So does Father Orthoduck. So, follow the link above and go to Wal-Mart, the friendly place, and buy yourself a casket.
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Posted by Fr. Orthoduck on Saturday, October 31, 2009
at 12:27 am
Filed under uncategorized · Tagged with humor
Well, that does it. You can get ANYTHING at Wal-Mart!
This is a handy thing to know.
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Having sold funeral prearrangements (including caskets) at one time as a worker priest, I guess the main problem here is keeping the mice out while you store it.